Well, if you were hoping to get through your Friday in a completely good mood, here’s something that will piss you off. Of course I’m talking about BP, who these days are pissing most people off with their handling of the Deepwater Horizon disaster that has been sending oil into the Gulf of Mexico ever since April, 2010.

Here’s a little gem set to some nice music to hopefully keep you calm throughout it all, but alas, it didn’t work for me, so I’m going to assume it won’t work for you. In it are some of the most memorable quotes from BP CEO, Tony Hayward. You know, the guy that’s been screwing us over ever since day one? Yeah, him. Watch his stupidity about everything from the amount of oil being leaked into the gulf, to him saying he would like his life back, and then questioning what BP ever did wrong. Seriously, Tony? Really?

I’ve been pretty quiet about my feelings on the whole thing, but no more. BP has shown complete ineptitude in this matter, and their solutions at fixing the problem lead me to wonder if they ever really took this disaster seriously from the get-go. They remind me of something a child would do to try and clean up split milk before his mother caught him in the kitchen stepping in it.

Well you’ve been caught, BP. You’ve been caught, Tony Hayward. Your punishment? I’m still thinking about that, but you can bet it will include tar and feathers. To start with, anyway.